please watch this from beginning to end
Looks like the devil won this round, folks.
Paramore - Ain’t It Fun
THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels
Anonymous asked: My sister wants pink lipstick for her birthday, do you have any suggestions for a pink lipstick (from MAC, obvi.) that would go well with a blue eyed, blonde haired, NC20 ? Thanks baby. xx
Of course I do! If you want a more subtle pink, but definitely still bright and pretty, I would suggest Angel, Pink Plaid, Pink Pigeon, or Snob. If you want something like BAM! I would go with Candy Yum-Yum, Girl About Time, or Pink Nouveau! I hope I helped!!
Anonymous asked: I absolutely adore your makeup! What products do you use? (:
All MAC everything because I work there!
Makeup from a few days ago. I was feelin’ that green so hard
Anonymous asked: You remind me of Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray, because she's short and really pretty like you, but you're even prettier. :)
Lmaoo I got that so much in middle school and high school. I don’t see it at all though! But thank you :)
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
Shut you up real fast.
i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
I was hoping for it and YASSS it happened
Oh my lamb 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING